黃明志 Namewee - 兩隻老虎 Liang Zhi Lao Hu (Two Tigers)

作詞：黃明志
作曲：黃明志

(Black) Mandarin Pinyin
(Blue) Taiwanese Romanization

Uhh 2022 (Me Eight Eight)
Harimau Hari-hari Hari Mahu Uhh
兩隻老虎 給我兩隻老虎 (兩Jug Tiger)
Liang zhi lao hu gei wo liang zhi lao hu (liang Jug Tiger)
亂講話 不奇怪 不奇怪 Uhh
Luan jiang hua bu qi guai bu qi guai Uhh

兩隻老虎 兩隻老虎
Liang zhi lao hu liang zhi lao hu
跑得快 (Tiger!) 跑得快 (Tiger!)
Pao de kuai (Tiger!) pao de kuai (Tiger!)
祝你一直沒有煩惱 要一支金槍不倒
Zhu ni yi zhi mei you fan nao yao yi zhi jin qiang bu dao
莫名其妙發大財真奇怪 (Huat Lah!)
Mo ming qi miao fa da cai zhen qi guai (Huat Lah!)

兩隻老虎 兩隻老虎
Liang zhi lao hu liang zhi lao hu
Brand New Life (旺啊!) 牛Bye Bye (掰掰!)
Brand New Life (ong a!) niu Bye Bye (bai bai!)
衰小的事全都忘掉 連做夢都中彩票
Sue siau de shi quan dou wang diao lian zuo meng dou zhong cai piao
每天忙著數鈔票 半夜不睡覺 吃水餃
Mei tian mang zhe shu chao piao ban ye bu shui jiao chi shui jiao

打開新聞又是各國領導 大炮亂嗆
Da kai xin wen you shi ge guo ling dao da pao luan qiang
聽著預言家在放話好像 就快完蛋
Ting zhe yu yan jia zai fang hua hao xiang jiu kuai wan dan
網路上不分簡繁 分析的有模有樣
Wang lu shang bu fen jian fan fen xi de you mo you yang
到處是專家 什麽名師分享 又在唬爛
Dao chu shi zhuan jia shen mo ming shi fen xiang you zai hu lan

早上起床 吃著冷掉的早餐 (Abang!)
Zao shang qi chuang chi zhe leng diao de zao can (Abang!)
外賣大哥 又忘了附辣椒醬
Wai mai da ge you wang le fu la jiao jiang
打開手機電腦 留言多到回不完
Da kai shou ji dian nao liu yan duo dao hui bu wan
兩年疫情眨眼一晃 青春都在空轉 (新年到了!)
Liang nian yi qing zha yan yi huang qing chun dou zai kong zhuan (xin nian dao le!)

兩隻老虎 兩隻老虎
Liang zhi lao hu liang zhi lao hu
跑得快 (Tiger!) 跑得快 (Tiger!)
Pao de kuai (Tiger!) pao de kuai (Tiger!)
祝你一直沒有煩惱 要一支金槍不倒
Zhu ni yi zhi mei you fan nao yao yi zhi jin qiang bu dao
莫名其妙發大財真奇怪 (Huat Lah!)
Mo ming qi miao fa da cai zhen qi guai (Huat Lah!)

兩隻老虎 兩隻老虎
Liang zhi lao hu liang zhi lao hu
Brand New Life (旺啊!) 牛Bye Bye (掰掰!)
Brand New Life (ong a!) niu Bye Bye (bai bai!)
衰小的事全都忘掉 連做夢都中彩票
Sue siau de shi quan dou wang diao lian zuo meng dou zhong cai piao
每天忙著數鈔票 半夜不睡覺 吃水餃
Mei tian mang zhe shu chao piao ban ye bu shui jiao chi shui jiao

開不完的視訊會議 訊號斷了剩空氣
Kai bu wan de shi xun hui yi xun hao duan le sheng kong qi
有人穿的西裝筆挺 下面四角褲Snoopy
You ren chuan de xi zhuang bi ting xia mian si jiao ku Snoopy
Facebook帶我去旅行 YouTuber解説電影
Facebook dai wo qu lü xing YouTuber jie shuo dian ying
幻想IG的美女 都在我的家裡
Huan xiang IG de mei nü dou zai wo de jia li

多少店撐不下去 多少裁員又倒閉
Duo shao dian cheng bu xia qu duo shao cai yuan you dao bi
煮著Maggie Curry 看著海龜迷人的眼睛
Zhu zhe Maggie Curry kan zhe hai gui mi ren de yan jing
打了兩劑科興 我要去Shopping
Da le liang ji ke xing wo yao qu Shopping
結果連烏龜豆Kangkung Broccoli都買不起啦
Jie guo lian oo kui tau Kangkung Broccoli dou mai bu qi la

兩隻老虎 兩隻老虎
Liang zhi lao hu liang zhi lao hu
跑得快 (Tiger!) 跑得快 (Tiger!)
Pao de kuai (Tiger!) pao de kuai (Tiger!)
祝你一直沒有煩惱 要一支金槍不倒
Zhu ni yi zhi mei you fan nao yao yi zhi jin qiang bu dao
莫名其妙發大財真奇怪 (Huat Lah!)
Mo ming qi miao fa da cai zhen qi guai (Huat Lah!)

兩隻老虎 兩隻老虎
Liang zhi lao hu liang zhi lao hu
Brand New Life (旺啊!) 牛Bye Bye (掰掰!)
Brand New Life (ong a!) niu Bye Bye (bai bai!)
衰小的事全都忘掉 連做夢都中彩票
Sue siau de shi quan dou wang diao lian zuo meng dou zhong cai piao
每天忙著數鈔票 半夜不睡覺 吃水餃
Mei tian mang zhe shu chao piao ban ye bu shui jiao chi shui jiao

老天啊 保庇哈雷路亞
Lao tian a po pi ha lei lu ya
到底還要等多久 才可以轟趴
Dao di hai yao deng duo jiu cai ke yi hong pa
一起飛吧 要飛去很多國家
Yi qi fei ba yao fei qu hen duo guo jia
才發現 飛機都已經不見啦
Cai fa xian fei ji dou yi jing bu jian la

兩隻老虎 兩隻老虎
Liang zhi lao hu liang zhi lao hu
跑得快 (Tiger!) 跑得快 (Tiger!)
Pao de kuai (Tiger!) pao de kuai (Tiger!)
祝你一直沒有煩惱 要一支金槍不倒
Zhu ni yi zhi mei you fan nao yao yi zhi jin qiang bu dao
莫名其妙發大財真奇怪 (Huat Lah!)
Mo ming qi miao fa da cai zhen qi guai (Huat Lah!)

I Wish You ONE Road Get Rich
TWO TWO Then Pair Pair
THREE Suns Open Thai
FOUR Season Also Safety

From FIVE Lakes To Four Seas
SIX SIX Big & Smoothy
SEVENty Two Kind Of Magic
EIGHT Angels Cross The Sea

The NINE Skies Got Pretty Lady
TEN Got Nine Liao Very Steady
HUNDRED Fight Hundred Win
THOUSAND Cups Also No Sleep

Don't Draw TIGER Draw Dragon
Or Horse Horse TIGER TIGER
Two TIGERS Should Make Some Wind
And Add Some Wings Earn Big Money