陳零九 Nine Chen - 鬼混 Gui Hun (Fool Around) ft. 熊仔 Kumachan

作詞：熊信寬 / 陳零九
作曲：CYH / 熊信寬 / 陳零九
專輯：過

Jump into my ride
Jump into my ride
Jump into my ride
Jump into my ride

Jump into my ride 把妳鬼男友給甩
Jump into my ride ba ni gui nan you gei shuai
跟我混一晚 鬼混一晚 鬼混出鬼門關
Gen wo hun yi wan gui hun yi wan gui hun chu gui men guan
過彎後花明柳暗 把爛桃花給斬
Guo wan hou hua ming liu an ba lan tao hua gei zhan
Oh yeah Oh yeah

Girl 別讓妳的 男友
Girl bie rang ni de nan you
繼續 對 對妳 情緒勒索
Ji xu dui dui ni qing xu lei suo
他應該要進入 情緒 勒 戒所
Ta ying gai yao jin ru qing xu lei jie suo
我 假裝借廁所 卻把妳擄走
Wo jia zhuang jie ce suo que ba ni lu zou

擄到澳洲 跟 妳 成家立業
Lu dao ao zhou gen ni cheng jia li ye
看著 無尾熊 吃 尤加利葉
Kan zhe wu wei xiong chi you jia li ye
每天都是honeymoon 每晚度蜜月
Mei tian dou shi honeymoon mei wan du mi yue
烙跑新娘 快點 脫了妳的 玻璃鞋
Lao pao xin niang kuai dian tuo le ni de bo li xie

Holy shit 妳的白紗 讓我 curious
Holy shit ni de bai sha rang wo curious
Ride with me like Fast and Furious
Why you stuck with him 我真的不理解
Why you stuck with him wo zhen de bu li jie
我跟妳比較有夫妻臉
Wo gen ni bi jiao you fu qi lian

別聽他鬼話連篇
Bie ting ta gui hua lian pian
他的大頭貼 像靈異照片
Ta de da tou tie xiang ling yi zhao pian
還以為在看玫瑰之夜
Hai yi wei zai kan mei gui zhi ye

Jump into my ride 把妳鬼男友給甩
Jump into my ride ba ni gui nan you gei shuai
跟我混一晚 鬼混一晚 鬼混出鬼門關
Gen wo hun yi wan gui hun yi wan gui hun chu gui men guan
過彎後花明柳暗 把爛桃花給斬
Guo wan hou hua ming liu an ba lan tao hua gei zhan
Oh yeah Oh yeah

真的不懂為什麼 妳要這麼憨 這麼傻
Zhen de bu dong wei shen me ni yao zhe me han zhe me sha
被他糟蹋 被他玩 被他耍
Bei ta zao ta bei ta wan bei ta shua
被他當成beta版 他是玩家
Bei ta dang cheng beta ban ta shi wan jia
妳還為他背書 為他煩 為他哭瞎了
Ni hai wei ta bei shu wei ta fan wei ta ku xia le

Baby 妳在鬼打牆
Baby ni zai gui da qiang
我佛心來了帶妳跳牆 出外闖蕩
Wo fo xin lai le dai ni tiao qiang chu wai chuang dang
牆外的世界很大 Wall Maria
Qiang wai de shi jie hen da Wall Maria
Mamacita take you to Walmart on my Wario Kart

看妳要包包廂 喝泡泡酒 或吃泡泡糖
Kan ni yao bao bao xiang he pao pao jiu huo chi pao pao tang
或是跑跑山邊泡泡茶 邊泡泡湯
Huo shi pao pao shan bian pao pao cha bian pao pao tang
或邊跑操場 邊跳跳箱
Huo bian pao cao chang bian tiao tiao xiang
去九份吃九份九份湯圓 if that's what you want
Qu jiu fen chi jiu fen jiu fen tang yuan if that's what you want

Yes No Maybe 不要再猶豫
Yes No Maybe bu yao zai you yu
到這時候baby 該丟下所有愁緒
Dao zhe shi hou baby gai diu xia suo you chou xu
Jump into my ride 把fuck ninjas給甩了
Jump into my ride ba fuck ninjas gei shuai le
甩尾甩出鬼門關 Show you what heaven's like
Shuai wei shuai chu gui men guan Show you what heaven's like

雖然我沒有豪宅
Sui ran wo mei you hao zhai
但能開車帶妳看海
Dan neng kai che dai ni kan hai
不要繼續受傷害
Bu yao ji xu shou shang hai
讓我帶妳脫離苦海
Rang wo dai ni tuo li ku hai

Jump into my ride 把妳鬼男友給甩
Jump into my ride ba ni gui nan you gei shuai
跟我混一晚 鬼混一晚 鬼混出鬼門關
Gen wo hun yi wan gui hun yi wan gui hun chu gui men guan
過彎後花明柳暗 把爛桃花給斬
Guo wan hou hua ming liu an ba lan tao hua gei zhan
Oh yeah Oh yeah

Jump into my ride 鬼混 鬼混 鬼混 鬼
Jump into my ride gui hun gui hun gui hun gui
Jump into my ride 給我鬼混 鬼混 鬼混
Jump into my ride gei wo gui hun gui hun gui hun
Jump into my ride 鬼混 鬼混 鬼混 鬼
Jump into my ride gui hun gui hun gui hun gui
Jump into my ride 鬼混 鬼混 鬼混 鬼...
Jump into my ride gui hun gui hun gui hun gui...