周杰倫 Jay Chou - 水手怕水 Shui Shou Pa Shui (Sailor Afraid of Water)

作詞：黃俊郎
作曲：周杰倫
專輯：驚嘆號

(Black) Mandarin Pinyin
(Blue) Taiwanese Romanization

大海真可怕 叫我 水手 Oh oh come on come on baby
Da hai zhen ke pa jiao wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on baby
美人魚勾引我這招 卑鄙
Mei ren yu gou yin wo zhe zhao bei bi
Oh 喊我 水手 Oh oh come on come on honey
Oh han wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜歡你勝過 Money
Wo xi huan ni sheng guo Money

船艙它是我的家 大海是我噓噓的地方
Chuan cang ta shi wo di jia da hai shi wo xu xu di di fang
我對海鮮會過敏 吃素已很久
Wo dui hai xian hui guo min chi su yi hen jiu
想當那歌手 結果變成水手
Xiang dang na ge shou jie guo bian cheng shui shou
Oh Oh 怎麼有點東北腔 No no 去到太遠的地方
Oh Oh zen me you dian dong bei qiang No No qu dao tai yuan di di fang
人家Popeye最愛吃菠菜 我卻愛清粥小菜再來點海帶
Ren jia Popeye zui ai chi bo cai wo que ai qing zhou xiao cai zai lai dian hai dai

鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴
Ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling
我的鬧鐘怎麼叫不醒我
Wo de nao zhong zen me jiao bu xing wo
鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴
Ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling
林老師在喝牛奶
Lin lao shi zai lim gu ling

叫我 水手 Oh oh come on come on baby
Jiao wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on baby
美人魚勾引我這招 卑鄙
Mei ren yu gou yin wo zhe zhao bei bi
Oh 喊我 水手 Oh oh come on come on honey
Oh han wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜歡你勝過 Money
Wo xi huan ni sheng guo Money

這些海鮮捕吃可吃
Zhe xie hai xian bu chi ke chi
知不可吃 捕吃可吃 知不可吃可
Zhi bu ke chi bu chi ke chi zhi bu ke chi ke
不吃不吃不吃克制不吃土司 跟我學一遍來
Bu chi bu chi bu chi ke zhi bu chi tu si gen wo xue yi bian lai

(Beatboxing)

我去海產店買魚蝦來放生 去水族館把魚通通撈走
Wo qu hai chan dian mai yu xia lai fang sheng qu shui zu guan ba yu tong tong lao zou
只有一種魚撈不走 姓大名叫白鯊 大白鯊
Zhi you yi zhong yu lao bu zou xing da ming jiao bai sha da bai sha
船長說為了節能減碳盡量用手划 有空就去甲板吸收太陽能
Chuan zhang shuo wei le jie neng jian tan jin liang yong shou hua you kong jiu qu jia ban xi shou tai yang neng
抹抹防曬 等著美人魚上鉤 Go
Mo mo fang shai deng zhe mei ren yu shang gou Go

鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴
Ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling
我的鬧鐘怎麼叫不醒我
Wo de nao zhong zen me jiao bu xing wo
鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴 鈴不鈴不鈴
Ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling ling bu ling bu ling
林老師在喝牛奶
Lin lao shi zai lim gu ling

叫我 水手 Oh oh come on come on baby
Jiao wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on baby
美人魚勾引我這招 卑鄙
Mei ren yu gou yin wo zhe zhao bei bi
Oh 喊我 水手 Oh oh come on come on honey
Oh han wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜歡你勝過 Money
Wo xi huan ni sheng guo Money

噓 叫我 水手 Oh oh come on come on baby
Xu jiao wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on baby
美人魚勾引我這招 卑鄙
Mei ren yu gou yin wo zhe zhao bei bi
Oh 喊我 水手 Oh oh come on come on honey
Oh han wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜歡你勝過 Money
Wo xi huan ni sheng guo Money

叫我 水手 Oh oh come on come on baby
Jiao wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on baby
美人魚勾引我這招 卑鄙（大白鯊）
Mei ren yu gou yin wo zhe zhao bei bi (da bai sha)
Oh 喊我 水手 Oh oh come on come on honey
Oh han wo shui shou Oh oh come on come on honey
我喜歡你勝過 Money
Wo xi huan ni sheng guo Money